Have there ever been two weaker first overall picks than Eddie and Erik?

Isn’t an IV a PED? That’s bull honky. Is Erik out?!?!?! Holy crap. Just dehydration? That’s weird. I feel a bit bad over the amount I’ve slammed Erik. Eddie has a huge opening now, wow.

Brenda has to feel weird about this; if Erik had crashed like 40 minutes earlier she might still be in the game….

That’s a heck of an opening scene. Best night of Eddie’s life…

Erik and Survivor just don’t mix. Score now, you have 396.5, I have 195 but I have 3 people and you have 1.

Random thought; not enough Phil Shepherd this season…bring him back next year and get dragon slayer too and Russell and Brandon and Andrea and Rob and, of course, Cochran.

Cochran cut out Dawn?….nice. Dawn should be the one they eliminate, although I do think Sherri does (and deserves) to finish above Eddie….

Sherri needs to start doing some magic.

Dawn is right, she made some damn good moves to get where she is. If she gets to the final, she probably wins.

They must have just made the next immunity challenge a reward challenge. This challenge screams immunity and the reward is an aid in the final immunity challenge….

Cochran has to have studied this sort of challenge. Do you think he has a room where he practices survivor challenges?

What do you know, Eddie screwed up, and he’s been horrendous in challenges. Of course Cochran sucked at this one.

I hope Sherri doesn’t win, that’d suck. Poor dawn. Come on Cochran, please Cochran!!!!! Yes Sherri fell. COCHRAN!!!!!!!!! That’s the shizz. Cochran is like my third favorite sports team. Orioles-Eagles-Cochran.

Shame this was only a reward challenge, not that I have a chance, I don’t think. Although maybe if I get the final three. You’ve gotten most of the points you are going to get.

How much you think Pavarti gets paid for the survivor after show? Probably way more than she should.

Sherri calling out dawn for the sympathy card. At least everyone rightly thinks Dawn would win, hate deluded survivors, so it’s nice to see some smarts out of dumb Sherri.

“Every day I get to see a new freakout from Dawn.”

I see enil Edam as evil Adam often.

I hate the nostalgic tour…it’s so lame. Cochran likes it though.

Brandon did exactly what I thought. Realized he couldn’t win and threw a tantrum.

Still forgot about Julia, man who was she?

Man, no idea who will win this. Suppose it depends on Cochran’s advantage.

Money is on Eddie. But should be close between him and Cochran. Maybe the advantage is better than I thought, Cochran flew through first level.

That slide looks vicious, gonna break someone’s knee.

Sherri is worthless.

Cochran huge lead, please god pull through, do what Donovan McNabb couldn’t.

This is nerve racking, come on Cochran. Outside of Terry, don’t think I’ve ever wanted someone to win more than Cochran. Build the damn puzzle.

Cochran never forgives himself if he loses this. Why did I pick Eddie to win this challenge, he’s been horrible at most things.

If Sherri wins, oh my. And about this time my online feed began screwing up and Eddie finally got his first piece and it was fixed. Or not. Interwebs be annoying. Damn you CBS.

Still looks like a Dawn-Cochran showdown. I wonder if Cochran has to bring Dawn if he wins, would be a brutal betrayal. She would die, me thinks. What happens with a continual 2-2 tie? Have to make fire or what?

COCHRAN. Oh holy night, silent night, oh ***k yeah mother****ers.

I think dawn wins if Cochran doesn’t have advantage.

I’ve pulled within 200 points. Does anyone think they have a chance against Cochran in final? I think he’d be making a huge mistake if he dumps dawn (amazing what winning that challenge did for my thinking), could be jury poisoning move there. But if he dumps dawn I have a chance.

Just crunched the numbers and I won’t come even close.

Eddie’s idea is awesome. Your girlfriend was right, sort of (“after Eddie is finished describing the business that he’d start if he were to be the winner of survivor”, girlfriend says, “so, albert wants Eddie to win?.”).

I still want Cochran to win but then get in a bromance with Eddie and open this kennel-bar and I’ll quit day job and charlotte and I are there.

I don’t think people respect the likable card, he didn’t do anything. Why would anyone respect what Eddie did? He didn’t do anything.

My money is that its dawn over Eddie. Or wait, Eddie now. God, I don’t know. If I were Cochran, I’d do Eddie and Sherri and say if dawn wanted to be here she would have won…

Still no accounting for people disliking Cochran because of the move. Wow Eddie. Cochran stayed loyal good for Cochran. Although did he really think Eddie could beat him?

Eddie was outscored by Erik, Brenda, and Andrea on your team, ouch. I’m down 140 points.

Still why was Sherri’s vote a foregone conclusion? Like why did she vote Eddie?

I do think in different circumstances Sherri could have been a real player (not to say top 3 isn’t a real player, but she has no chance, right?).

Cochran better bring it.

I always love the jury; just manufactured arguments/vendettas, which are awesome.

Dawn makes a good analogy: if this is football, I have to be willing to tackle.

Why is Sherri talking about how she is so successful? That’s so stupid. She’s giving the jury reasons not to vote for her. Didn’t think it was possible, but she has less of a chance after this than before.

Good argument from Cochran. I bet Reynolds says something stupid.

Cochran is only 26? How am I half a decade older than him? This blows.

Eddie got everyone to laugh at Sherri, which is awesome. Eddie tearing into dawn for her meltdowns, which is kind of fair. This is the smartest Eddie has ever been, little too late. Maybes he’s smarter than he came off. “At the bar with three amigos”, Eddie rules. I take back every mean thing I said about him.

Phillip excommunicating Sherri from stealth-r-us. Wow, these people really got annoyed at dawn during the game. I definitely underestimated how annoying dawn was, even though she was annoying to viewers. Seems like Phil is voting for Cochran.

Dawn is getting killed for playing the game? Little harsh, Cochran sort of did the same thing, but I guess he built friendly bonds whereas dawn created emotional bonds…severing emotional bonds hurts more than severing friendship.

Wow Erik destroying Sherri. Everyone destroying her. Sherri giving it back to him, nice. Erik can’t handle women.

Reynolds doesn’t let me down. Talks like a surfer dude.

Cochran worried about Andrea’s question. Shouldn’t be. Andrea is awesome. Underrated survivor Andrea is.

Love that everyone is ignoring Sherri.

Brenda OMG. Wow. This is amazing. This is awesome. Amazing. Top moment ever. Dawn better take it out. Wow she did it. That was gross. Brenda straight up humiliated her and dawn took it. Good for Dawn, that had to have helped Dawn.

I still think Cochran wins. 6-2 is my bet on votes.

Sherri looks so dejected. How did she delude herself into thinking she had a chance. Malcolm go dawn? Cochran should have emphasized that in addition to strategic dominance he dominated challenges, dawn didn’t do that…

Phillip is so genuinely happy for Cochran, I like the specialist.

Do you think Probst’s job is hard? Like could anyone do it? He clearly has to ask the right questions and be in random places for long periods of time.

Cochran won!!!!!!!!! Holy shit, he swept!?!?!?!? Wow.

Stupendous season.

You beat me by 27 points. Got close.

Wow Cochran became too big of a threat. Can’t deny he would win probably if he gets to the end. Brenda suddenly has a solid chance to win now that she is calling the shots.

On queue, here’s the Erik breaking down episode.

How is there an ice cream called magnum gold?

Dawn is crazy. I kind of believe that. Dawn’s husband looks younger than she does. 22 years of marriage, jeez. That long.

How can a video reinvigorate someone? I guess it’s impossible to know what you take for granted but it’s just a video…

If you go on Survivor would you have me visit or like your wife if you were married? I’d never forgive you if you picked her, just FYI.

Brenda probably shouldn’t be telling everyone that she is only being humble as part of strategy.

I guess with these reunions, you don’t see the loved one so emotional and they’ve spent just as much time apart, right? Of course they been eating and around other friends/family. Why am I dwelling on this?

Cochran is screwed in this challenge. Erik gets his brother? That’s just not fair. His brother is the third most athletic person there. Eddie’s obese father not so good at this.

Brenda takes it? Again, Erik not showing up, it runs in the family it appears.

OMG two loved ones!?!? /sarcasm/ This episode is lame so far.

This got evil fast. What a horrible decision for Brenda…personally I’d probably just take the reward. Being a martyr won’t help in the end, might as well enjoy the food.

Wow she gave it to them. Interesting move. So weird.

Hey Dawn is freaking out, shocking….I shouldn’t be laughing at her but she’s being ridiculous.

Cochran now talking about getting rid of Brenda cause of the decision…see, what I thought would happen.

My money is on Eddie in this immunity challenge. I’m surprised at how weak Eddie has been…thought he’d handle this one and he’s out immediately.

Brenda shouldn’t give up. Wow Dawn won? So weird. So confused.

I think Brenda goes. Just a hunch. Brenda says she threw it basically…..interesting and a bad omen.

Brenda basically gunning for Cochran, tough.

Dawn gonna make the tough decision?  Brenda should go. I don’t think Eddie is a concern to win it. He did nothing all game.

Couldn’t Cochran have gotten Eddie in on the vote and blindsided Brenda without Dawn?

Oh shiz, Brenda!?!? Wow. Bananas. Mouth wide open. She’s pissed. This is kind of awesome. What did she expect? Them to let her win? She just blindsided Andrea….a week ago.

You are winning 348 to 195. I have 3 people, you have two.

How are Reynolds and Eddie still in? Mostly b/c Malcolm is an idiot. Eddie should have gone two weeks, and Reynolds last week…

I’m surprised people aren’t worried about the strong male competitors. Usually, Erik, Eddie, and Reynolds types are always kicked out around 8…no one wants them going on a run.

We should watch the finale together somehow. When is it?

I have no idea who is going to win. I guess it really comes down to these next challenges/moves. I don’t really see Brenda or Erik for that matter having a chance and probably not Eddie but the others do.

Maybe not Sherri….she hasn’t done much lately and nothing in the challenges.

This challenge has Brenda written all over it.

Eddie and Erik did what? What the hell is wrong with them? That was stupid. So stupid. The game is never kind to people who quite challenges.

Cochran, what the hell!?!?! Why……..why?

Sherri can’t do anything. That said I would have picked this as my final three.

Andrea is an all-star. I love her. As a survivor player. She could be in my top 5 favs:

1. Cochran
2. Dragon slayer
3. Rob
4. Terry

Toss up then. I like Phillip a good deal, hate cirie and Aras and Danielle. Where’s Yao on your list?

Do you like Ozzie? Does anyone? What about that grave digger guy, he was kind of cool (although lost when he had two idols).

Found the idol in like two minutes. Poor Malcolm.

Cochran making a funny joke at Erik’s expense. Erik never live down giving away immunity.

Why does Andrea want to get a strategic player out? You leave Reynolds around is silly….people are really scared of Brenda? Weird.

Get rid of Reynolds, he’s the only one who can run the table, get Brenda next if you want (I don’t fear Eddie in anything, he’s stoopid).

Andrea is a bigger snake than Erik. Erik more a weasel.

Oh, I assume its Reynolds, right? I’d be surprised if they took out Brenda…

There goes Reynolds. Was sort of good while it lasted. He was kind of annoying and super arrogant too.

He took it real well though, gots to give him that. I’d throw a hissy fit. I think.

Andrea thinking of pulling in Eddie and smooching, me thinks. Andrea cold blooded.

Wow Cochran blew up Andrea’s spot. Gonna be hard to get rid of Andrea though.

Eddie now most athletic dude in challenges. Will he win anything. What about Erik? Has he just been playing possum?

I think Erik wins this one.

Eddie behind Cochran and dawn? What the hell? Worst first pick ever?

Although Eddie destroyed the knots for what it’s worth…

Erik is a dummy…I think.

This all got really close. Why is the ladder so hard to build? I guess once you get a few, less options so it goes faster.

Was right on Erik at least. Eddie sucks. (My opinion). Probst making fun of Erik for giving away immunity last time…dumbest thing ever.

Cochran making a move…Andrea is in tough stakes. I’ve turned on Andrea, you don’t try to cross Cochran.

It’s killing Cochran to trust Erik. Erik is such a boob listening to Andrea. I guess Cochran gonna stay regardless but if Erik is stupid enough to keep Andrea around and ditch Brenda. Well I guess he has proven to be that dumb before. Why does Erik think he is sharing the idol with Andrea (SHE OWNS IT)? Argggg just kills me.

Erik should want to get rid of Eddie, only dude that’s really stopping Erik from controlling his own destiny.

Weird tribal, kind of lacking substance given the amount of backstabbing supposedly going on. Can’t believe Erik is sort of controlling this. I say sort of controlling because he has the deciding vote just cause he’s a wishy washy lame-o.

I don’t like Erik…

Tell me it’s Andrea!

I don’t trust Erik though. Andrea getting scared and pissed. This is awesome. Andrea flipping her shizz. Andrea went and took it so well. This is a fun season, so much fun. Erik did what he should have, now get rid of Eddie…

Eddie just along for the ride. He doesn’t win even if he gets to the final, right? He hasn’t won or done anything.

You are winning by 102 points. We both have 3 people left. Andrea is the top scoring player so far.

I still can’t believe Erik did that…what a jerk, why pour salt in the wound?

Not that it mattered, but still.

Remember when people would do crazy votes just to mess with people? That was superb.

Erik is being strategic? Whaa????

Cochran is in awe of the tribal. That’s fantastic. You can see how happy he is just to have taken part in it.

Brenda appears a lot more trustworthy than I thought she’d be.

I can’t believe they are this rocked. You still have 6! There’s no way they are getting 2 idols + immunity again. Stay solid and you’ll get to the final six no problem. I guess Phillip would be the one to say that—someone just has to step up and remind the six that they have twice the numbers, it’s second grade math.

In reality, Erik should stick with the 6—he can beat any of them in immunity challenges—not so much the “three amigos.”

I’ve never been a huge fan of the Survivor auction. It’s just a guessing game really…no skill involved.

He went crazy for a beer? Won’t that just dehydrate the shiz out of you? Chug away, sir.

Why are people cheering Sherri? That was stupid.

Smart move by Malcolm with the 480. Surprised others let him do that.

Brenda is screwed me thinks. Wrote it before she got pig brains.

God I love Cochran. He’s so funny. Licking peanut butter off Sherri’s fingers…gold.

Brenda doesn’t eat pork, but eats cheeseburgers?

They (3 amigos) aren’t unbeatable…for christ sake. They better not go after Cochran. I’ll kill them.

I think the worst way to see Europe is by Royal Caribbean…no? Don’t they crash all the time? I guess the Spanish Armada could be worse.

Dennis Duffy has such an underrated career…CYCLICAL

Malcolm doesn’t need to dig per se. Just scout the locations and think, and then find it. Doesn’t matter if he finds it in front of people, they all assume he has it anyway.

Even with an advantage, Cochran has no chance at this. Although that was quite an advantage. Can you switch arms every knot? Certainly makes it easier. I wonder if Cochran’s decision to use it early made sense…

Erik has been disappointing in these challenges…

Ok, Cochran’s advantage was better than I even thought. Holding a knot is huge.

Cochran has now won immunity solo the most times of anyone…looks like I’m going to lose someone tonight.

Malcolm is playing an interesting game. Sherri has a decent strategy of working with the muscle heads because they’ll never vote her out. I don’t like it though. Erik is a big snake. Or not. Erik needs to stick with people he can beat in challenges. He can’t beat Eddie or Reynolds or Malcolm.

Cochran is so smart. Can Cochran be my idol (does he have any memorabilia)? Sherri is gonna mess everything up. Poor Andrea and probably spells doom for Cochran.

Feel bad for Andrea.

It’s a shame Malcolm won’t go home. I think that’s my only chance. Cochran really wants Malcolm….

I’d have a billion ulcers if I played survivor.

Wow Malcolm, he gone, right? Cochran happy. Yay! Thought Sherri was going to flip, surprised she didn’t.

And that’s why Malcolm shouldn’t have used his other idol last week. Took it well.

You are winning 244-156.  We both have four players left.

Got to give props to Andrea for last week. I thought she were off her rocker, but she was right.

Malcolm still has one idol up his sleeve, all he has to do is win some immunity challenges and he could be creative.

Dawn is, umm, special…she doesn’t have front teeth? Dawn got hit? That sounds traumatic. Go Brenda! She got Dawn’s vote if she makes it to the finals. CBS seemed to shoot this in a friendly way to dawn, good on them.

I love obstacle courses. “Bag of balls,” LOL.

Interesting reward challenge. Malcolm really likes cocktails.

Seems like more even teams. Don’t like that Andrea and Eddie are on same team.

Some good strategies here. Smart players. Purple is dirty at this. Can’t stop Erik and Reynold. Why do they go face first into the mud?

Sherri is laming it up, damn it. Although why vote her out I suppose. I thought she was stronger. Maybe she faking it? Dawn looked fitter, faster, stronger.

Reynold throwing? Done. Purple got this. $5 says Dawn switches places with Brenda…welp that was wrong.

Not even close. Erik dominated. I wonder if he has much of a chance to win…I don’t see it…

Cochran = challenge monster.

Soap? Really? Who cares.

Philip is about to do something stupid…three seconds later: Naked, dirty water. Man, he’s an interesting player. Almost a bit like Russell…everyone hates him and wants to get rid of him, but no one ever can. It’s weird. But cool.

So many baby-related commercials. They are terrifying.

Who was Phillip spooning? Couldn’t tell. Money on Sherri?

Dawn is freaking out. Andrea is totally in with S-R-Us. She proved it last week, right? Also, yeah, why would they want to get rid of Dawn who poses no threat?

Oh, by the way, you have DAWN. LOL.

Cochran to the rescue? I wonder why some people like Cochran seem unflappable but others break down. It’s not like Cochran didn’t have the sunburn inflated foot thing earlier…that totally would have me pissed/complaining, but he was affable.

Dawn officially looks like a bag lady, but has a new outlook – bag lady attire = strength?

Sherri went from being a player to just hiding behind the scenes, which I guess is smart, but boring. Remember Shamar?

The 7 really need to win immunity. With a necklace, Eddie/Reynold/Malcolm can control this, but still to what end? They just stay in one more week?

This first heat for Reynold was a joke. Andrea is tough but has no chance. This challenge is made for Erik. Anyone quitting a challenge usually gets voted out.

Still, Phillip wasn’t winning. Malcolm beating Erik? Wow.

Erik did horribly. Eddie is a moron. Wow.

Reynold dominates = prediction. The seven really needed Erik on this.

Reynold could go on a run ala Terry. Malcolm had nothing left. The 7 gonna lose someone, just make it Dawn, she brings nothing. Or Sherri.

Who cares whether Phillip tried or not? He didn’t have a chance, what’s the difference between trying and just not finishing (Malcolm, Brenda, etc.) and not even trying really…

I’d be looking for idol all the time. Just to know where it was. Malcolm found it. New alliance of five right now? But yeah Eddie is screwed, right? I just don’t see the need for Malcolm to help Eddie. Malcolm gets through two weeks at minimum the way it is now, only one with numbers and it’d be 6-3 still, so splitting vote works.

If Malcolm wanted to wreck shit he could do it, but I just don’t see how it helps.

Wow Malcolm brought out the other idol. Kind of a baller move but a waste I think. This is kind of awesome. Just vote out Phil, much as it pains me.

Wow poor Phil. He got a little bamboozled here. I feel bad for him.

Erik makes a smart play, bringing up the concern that the 3 dudes might not play their idols. Phillip does the standup thing and says stick with the plan. They should stick with the plan.

This was awesome.

Money is on Phil going. Hope they lose their idols though. Man, Malcolm really turned the heat up. Erik voted for Phil? I woulda stuck with the plan. That’s a rough move, but, well, Phillip was kind of annoying and Erik doesn’t like that sort of a personality.

I wouldn’t play it. I’d roll the dice. I woulda been stupid then. But it’s about winning, not just getting another week.

Phil, a shame. But a heck of a move.

They should have gotten a threat like Andrea out though. Do you honestly see people voting for the specialist at the end?

You are up 208-151. We both have four people left.

Malcolm v Shepherd is pretty good TV.

Philip working on Sherri? Nice. Gives her tenacity…that’s hilarious! “I have to play the specialist game,” it’s hilarious. She’s just teasing Phil, poor guy. I like Sherri, not sure why but I enjoy the way she’s playing – no nonsense.

These seem like unfair teams….Sherri didn’t get picked…f that. Eddie, that was horrible!

Maybe orange has a chance?

I love Andrea.

Reynold missed? Wowsers. COCHRAN scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God I love him. This reward sounds lame. Didn’t purple get more throws? That seemed cheap…

First time Michael has won a reward, he and Sherri have 1 reward wins….Erik has 7.

“I rarely leave twitter. ” -Cochran, awesome. Beginning to hate Reynold.

You think they’ll recruit Cochran to the alpha male alliance now?

Take the muscle to the end? Cochran loses then…Reynold trying to teach Cochran? This is stupid.

“I don’t want to engage in any masculine tomfoolery with any of these numskulls”- awesome, Cochran is on fire.

Dawn is a super sleuth. It is time to take out Malcolm, he’s playing too hard. What’s wrong with him? He was cruising—-ahh hubris.

At some point there are going to be more fans than favs right?

Malcolm leaving without using an idol will be classic.

Andrea playing Eddie? I hope so, be smart. Don’t tell him about Malcolm….

Malcolm better luckily win this immunity challenge.

I would dominate this challenge. Mental shiz is easy. Or maybe not. This looks horrible…I guess at a certain point they drown, right?

Philip has a really good strategy. And he loses first? Wtf?

Wow. I’m impressed. This is harder than I thought. How are they doing this? Go Cochran!

I thought a woman would win. Aren’t their faces thinner? So they could stick their faces through further.

Go Andrea! NO, YES, NO! Brenda gets you more points you don’t need.

Malcolm is a good liar, always nice to be the one who knows who is lying, so point to Andrea. Poor Malcolm, gonna be upset.

This, if it happens, will be awesome. Wonder if Eddie will be upset he has to vote for Andrea? It almost seems so simple…

I do like to see these stupid dudes working themselves out of the game….

This convo between Andrea and Eddie is like teenagers, this is hilarious. I think Eddie is dumb. Why is Andrea freaking out? Andrea is being ridiculous. Soon, they’ll have a ton of idols and be fine. Really disappointed in Andrea…

Now Malcolm could play an idol…split the vote like you were going to, dummies. Seriously doubting Andrea now. Wonder if there was some creative editing on this? Or is it just paranoia?

Cochran rolling his eyes at Phil, hilarity. I wrote hilarious too much in this email.

Sherri is cold, it’s awesome.

Phil making the case Malcolm should use his idol. This could be epic with two idols played?!?!

Wow Malcolm switched his vote? I’m so confused.

If Andrea really went that batshit, she kind of deserves it, but she was so rock solid up to this point, hard to see her go like that.

Wow Malcolm asking for Reynold’s idol! This is nuts. Amazing move. Shocker!!!!!!!

Andrea is gone. Wow. No, they did Michael? Way to go Andrea! Brilliant. Holy smokes, this was amazing. Malcolm almost made it happen, wow.  I take back everything I said about Andrea. She has to be in the pole position for sole Survivor…

That was fantastic.

You are winning by 22, you have 6 players, and I have 4. My lord.

Andrus has been caught stealing more times in the second half despite 36 less attempts—both the lack of attempts and success are disconcerting. With pretty close on base rates, the logical conclusion is that the rigors of a season wear Andrus down.

For the full post, see: http://www.thefantasyfix.com/2013/04/the-elvis-andrus-rule/

“I made sure I got the gay.” WTF. Make it stop.

Philip telling them that he threw the challenge? Man, it’s hilarious that everyone knows he didn’t actually throw it. “That’s around the same time you blew the challenge.” Got to give Corinne that one, t’was funny.

Francesca, in the opening credits, LOL.

20 days without cheese would be hard.

How is Corinne calling the other fans not savvy? Has she ever talked to them? She is probably right about Eddie/Reynold, but Sherri isn’t stupid.

Dawn is such a baby.

I forget that Brenda is in this game. Erik knows what kind of boat it is? He’s a woodsman.

Cochran loves the merge, he likes challenges and watching people.

It’s funny when people mess with people on naming the stupid tribes.

Andrea needs to keep her head in the game, don’t count on something. Watch your back, watch Malcolm!!!

There’s already a new 6 alliance. They do just have to beat one vote and get Sherri. I be upset if Philip goes.

God I hate Corinne.

I hate the eating challenges. Although it does let anyone control their own destiny, which is bizarrely fair.

Cochran hoping eating cow testes will give him the James Dean swagger….

Individual immunity, I need to pick some up in bushels.

I feel like I could do better at eating if I didn’t know what they were, but I’d suck at this so bad…

Andrea taking it down. I bet Dawn sucks at this. I bet Michael does well.

Wow COCHRAN. LIVE MAS.

Called Michael at least.

Man they’re doing 3 rounds? Second round is so gross.

Go Cochran go. That was soooo fast, wow. Also gross.

Oh wait another round? God. This is so foul, get it!?! Its duck embryos.

COCHRAN!!!

I’m revolted. So this is what Cochran trained for. I shouldn’t have questioned him.

COCHRAN! Bringing it home for daddy!!!!!

Greatest episode ever. I want Sherri to stay— don’t think it’ll happen unless they realize Corinne is conniving. Still, looks like I’m losing someone…

I like Malcolm, but he is borderline too cocky.

Splitting Eddie and Reynold makes the most sense. He’s not going to listen to you Corinne because you aren’t making any sense.

Corinne is over playing her hand, but they also don’t give a fuck. Cochran needs to think more on this. Come on Cochran. Put it together. Andrea also. Stop being comfortable, think on it.

God, if Malcolm and Corinne and the goober fans take control of this game, blech. That would blow. “I want to throat punch him” -Corinne, seriously? What?

Corinne already saying time for Philip to go? Wow. Dawn has a choice here. Learn your lesson! Get the snake out. Tell Philip = epic. Or at least Cochran. Cochran will figure it out.

Now Cochran going to Andrea, need to put heads together…

Philip stoked to get Corinne, you can’t get the specialist!

Classic horrible move by favs tossing everything apart at the first chance. They all think they’re all alphas. Erik has been incompetent, Cochran speaking the truth.

Erik became valuable by doing nothing, god darn it. Also you have Corinne, fingers crossed.

Who does Corinne think she is? Come to me? Man she think she the shit. Cochran being all sly. Big night for him…

Corinne makes so many references to people getting punched in the face, and she’s quoting Mike Tyson. Philip is certifiable but so is Corinne.

Eddie has a stupid sly smile on his face. He is soooooo stupid.

Please Corinne.

Please.

Can’t believe it’s up to Mr. I gave immunity away and got voted out Erik.

I’m hungry, no longer revolted from challenge

Can’t wait for look on Corinne’s face. Dad pan. Fear. Awesome. Even if it doesn’t happen, her freaking out is the awesome. She’s basically crying. PLEASE!

YES!!!!!!! I leapt out of my seat and freaked my animals awesome.

SHERRI rises from ashes. Greatest episode ever. Wow.

Brenda just got back into the game. Awesomtacular. And Reynold is left reeling again. Of course that group has two idols…..

Bananas.

I like Michael. He seems pretty smart. Tough deck he was dealt. If only he was on Corinne’s team from the jump. I’m not funny.

Philip isn’t an idiot.  I mean what Corinne said at tribal and these conversations….Philip isn’t wrong here. I want Cochran’s take here. Where’s his interview? Not enough Cochran and Andrea this season, IMO.

I like Cochran’s pessimistic realism.

I also only do power lifting. And core lifting. And leg lifting.

Cochran v Philip arm wrestling. Philip is loveably ridiculous. Do you watch the Americans on FX? You should. He reminds me of one of the characters from there, don’t remember which one though and I’m possibly dead wrong on this…watch the show regardless.

This sand bag challenge is ridiculous. Orange will destroy. I bet Philip tries to carry like 100 lbs. and they lose in 2 minutes. Orange gets to sit someone out. This is a massacre. Or will be. Why will purple even try? This is a farce. Purple’s only chance is to go out super fast. Orange is just laughing at them. Philip is doing this badly. This is so confusing. Orange should just run and get this over with. Purple has just walked and one has quit? This is horrendous.

Maybe purple just threw it? Can’t be another reason for that…that was bizarre. Call spade a spade, Phil botched that badly. Still coffee reward = diarrhea fest is awesome use of anglais language.

I still don’t think Pavarti is all that attractive, but there’s something about her. She scares me. Whatever. She’s no Andrea.

Fans haven’t won a reward yet…I know this because my team has NO REWARDS. Golly.

I’m beginning to hate Reynold. Are these people drunk on caffeine? It’s weird. Erik fell asleep with a cookie in his hand?

Corinne wants to blame the loss on Phillip? There was nothing they could do to have won….blame the loss on chance and evolution.

Corinne is nuts. She was on my do not draft list. I love Philip. No one vote him out…poor Cochran is screwed.

I don’t feel bad for not recognizing Julia. Does she do anything? Not a totally bad strategy to just lay behind, but she’s spent the first half of the game sleeping.

I love the flavor of vanilla. Double agents are cool. I don’t care.

Reynold trying to do a new 7…or an alpha male alliance? Intriguing. Don’t think we’ve seen that before. Malcolm is smart. I like this. Reynold had to tell him about the idol I think. Only way Reynold will know to use it. Malcolm doesn’t have to tell anyone because he’s in the cat bird seat.

What if everyone just overthrew Philip? Come on. No one actually sees Philip as in charge. He’s an easy figurehead. Julia, my god. What a moron and a waste. Just hooked Michael up.

This immunity challenge looks tough. Orange will dominate. A Wichita state, obvi. /notshocking.

Erik will destroy.

I wonder if orange would be worse if they had to use Sherri/Brenda but had an extra person. I’m leaning yes.

Erik so good at the swimming/holding of the breath. Although purple not terribly far behind. I bet purple gets smoked on way back. Reynold gets to throw something on something? No fair. The MJ of throwing random things at things in Survivor.

This was a lot closer than I thought. Certainly closer than last two…

Money is on Julia going, no doubt.

Tommy lee jones is soooooooo old.

Phillip threw it? I bet. I wrote this before he claimed he threw it, hand to god.

My reasoning = he wants Julia gone and is crazy. Also, didn’t he (or maybe it was someone else, yeah it was probably someone else) said earlier in season that they understood value in throwing challenge. Remember when Ozzie (or someone else) did it to get rid of the fat dude that one season?

Cochran’s response to Philip is hilarious. I’m changing it up, I need Cochran and Philip on a talk show. Dragon slayer is band leader. Cochran as a straight man is hilarious.

The grappling hook, a spy’s main tool—–LOLz.

I hope Phillip stays. Corinne is annoying. Keep Philip! Corinne just overplayed her hand and is going to lose her “gay.”

“You’re being so mean.” “No I’m not.” “Yes you are.” My word.

“If this were the real world, I’d kick his ass” – Corinne. In what real world do you settle this problem this way? Children.

They should just vote out Michael because he’s an actual threat. Philip got there the wrong way but that’s why Michael should go….damn it, I have Michael, man.

Julia said something at tribal?

When does Philip admit that he threw it? I bet he claims it as a major strategic ploy when he’s sitting in the finals.

Can any of them just admit that they have zero percent chance of beating orange? I couldn’t create a challenge other than a multiple choice history test that would tilt to purple.

“I think it’s neat that he’s gay?” What world does she live in?

Who do the fans even vote for? The other fan? Or a favorite? I guess it doesn’t matter.

So they voted for the other? Guess they had to to ensure a tie. I wasn’t thinking there.

After all that, favorites did the right thing in splitting votes…but, wow its Julia? Wow. Surprised. She’s lame.

You are winning 137.5 to 109 I have 5 players, you have 7. God.