h2h Corner ~ Katy Perry (Hot ‘N’ Cold) All-Stars

Players get hot and cold over a seven-day period, it’s as sure as the samples are small.

That is why Katy created the Hot ‘N’ Cold All-stars.

I think Matthew Berry (not this guy) subtly stole my column idea!! His latest opus talks about the Maxim Top 100, which, as you well know, loyal reader, I discussed a week ago. He also goes on to say Katy is too highly ranked, which I agree with. To his credit, he does mention his love for the song Hot ‘N’ Cold, but, really, only haters could deny its excellence. No harm no foul, right?

h2h Corner ~ Katy Perry (Hot ‘N’ Cold) All-Stars

Let’s be honest. You’ve waited all off-season for the first installment of the Katy Perry All-stars. The one column with the glamor, sophistication and fantasy baseball acumen you need.

Katy has sung:

“‘Cause you’re hot then you’re cold/You’re yes then you’re no/You’re in then you’re out/You’re up and you’re down.”

Isn’t that the perfect summation of a fantasy baseball season? One month Chris Shelton hits eight homers, the rest of his career – nada. One day Emilio Bonifacio steals four bases, the rest of the year he can’t get on base.

h2h Corner ~ 2010 Catcher Rankings

Catchers are just so blech. Unless you are trotting Joe Mauer out there, they can be the millstone around a fantasy team’s neck. They get injured, they miss games; in deep leagues, you typically just want someone who doesn’t kill your batting average. That said, thanks for stopping by to check out my catcher evaluation. For full rankings, check here.

h2h Corner ~ Katy Perry All-Stars XVI

It’s playoff time. Your friends and “purported experts” will tell you what you need to do: pull out all the stops, leave everything on the field, blah, blah, blah. They’re wrong. What you need to do is be strategic.

h2h ~ The Buddy Garrity/Don Draper/Ed Norton Sales Convention

Who isn’t versed in financial lingo nowadays? In these tough economic times, it has become clear that everyone needs to know how to manage their finances. You certainly can’t leave it up to the experts.